He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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