On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
only you would photoshop your dick
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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