how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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