i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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