maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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