kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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