Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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