sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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