these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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