What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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