i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize