These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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