And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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