my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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