2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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