Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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