Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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