that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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