quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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