where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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