Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
