I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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