Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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