I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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