i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
my liver is dry heaving
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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