Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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