Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
