fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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