Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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