i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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