This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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