Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Welp...herpes.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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