I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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