I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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