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Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
nutella sex= disaster
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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