The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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