maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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