Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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