if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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