Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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