Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
