found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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