My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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