Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
