Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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