Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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