please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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