YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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