It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
whose parrot is this?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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