it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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