are you still at the devil's house?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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