Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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