I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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