is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
that may or may not have been my penis.
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