S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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